Here’s where to buy Uncle Crumbles granola.
1. Right Here, On Our Website
You’re literally one click away from genius, gluten-free granola. (Not counting the one you took to get here.)
Find your favorite flavor below:
2. Amazon.com
For those who prefer their granola with two-day shipping and a side of algorithmic suggestions, you can purchase all five flavors of Uncle Crumbles granola on Amazon.
(Note from Uncle Crumbles: I was astounded to learn they’ve named a digital grocer after the mighty Amazon river! Of all things! In my youth, I took many an expedition along the river’s treacherous banks. But that’s a whole other bowl of granola.) – U.C.
3.In a Store Near You
Stroll through the aisles of your local grocery establishment, and you might just find our granola gracing the shelves like royalty among paupers. Uncle Crumbles products are coming to stores across the nation in due time. Shoppers in the Northeast can find Uncle Crumbles online and in store at Wegmans, gracing your screen with pixels of palate-pleasing perfection.
A Word (or Several) From Uncle Crumbles
Uncle Crumbles finished early at the granolaboratory today and sent us this. He insisted that we publish it, or else he’s going to bake another batch of his “Pickled Anchovy & Coconut Delight”:
"My dear granola devotees, I find it quaint that in this age of instant information, we still pen entire treatises to answer a single question. But such is the burden of greatness! You crave direction, and I shall provide it, albeit with a flourish.
When I first devised my peerless recipes, I envisioned them distributed not through mere shelves or online warehouses, but via whimsical gilded carriages drawn by splendiferous unicorns. Alas, practicality prevailed. There’s something delightful about finding Uncle Crumbles’ granola nestled betwixt kale chips and cereal bars in the aisles of a digital grocery store – a modest throne for an otherwise celestial snack.
And our website? Well, it’s like the secret garden of granola. You’ve already entered, so why not linger a while longer and bask in the fresh-baked wonderment? In closing, wherever you choose to purchase your granola, remember this: each bite is a taste of history, mystery, and a sprinkle of lunacy. You’re welcome. Ta ta, now"
– Uncle Crumbles, Professor Emeritus Granolarus Extraordinaire
