There are moments in history when great minds converge to alter the course of breakfast. The year? 1903 (or thereabouts). The place? A steam-filled level known only as the Granolaboratory. And the man? Uncle Crumbles—renowned granologist, oat visionary, and self-declared breakfast futurist.
Faced with a rising demand for speed, convenience, and perfect oats, he did what any visionary would do: he rolled up his tweed sleeves and baked a marvel: Quick Oats.
Dehulled, steamed, rolled, and dried to perfection, these gluten-free oats are the ultimate time-saving solution for your kitchen. A lightning-fast leap forward in healthy breakfasts, easy oatmeal recipes, fiber-rich pantry staples, and meal prep that doesn’t feel like a second job.
The Quickest Draw in the Pantry
From a Monday morning scramble to a midnight craving, Quick Oats stand at the ready. Stirred into oatmeal. Folded into cookies. Blitzed into smoothies. Is there anything these oats can’t do?
How to Use Quick Oats Without Breaking a Sweat
The One-Minute Morning Miracle: Instant Oatmeal is a simple combination of 1/2 cup Quick Oats and 1/2 – 2/3 cup hot water or milk. Then stir, steep, and top with reckless abandon.
Oatmeal Topping Ideas:
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Maple syrup, pecans, and apples
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Peanut butter, sliced bananas, and a whisper of cinnamon
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Yogurt, honey, and toasted seeds
Baking Blitz: Swap Quick Oats into any baking recipe that calls for oats. Muffins, bars, breakfast cookies, crumble toppings—the kind of stuff that turns you into that friend who always brings something homemade.
Oatmeal Smoothies: Blend Quick Oats with milk, fruit, protein powder, or Greek yogurt for a fiber-packed smoothie that keeps you full and smug all morning.
Why So Quick, Uncle?
"One cannot create the future whilst waiting upon slow oats," he muttered once (while rewiring a toaster.)
Legend has it, Uncle Crumbles invented Quick Oats after his steam-powered alarm clock sputtered to a stop in the middle of the night. Running late to a morning meeting of the Symposium of Breakfast Artisans, he used what little steam remained in the contraption to steam-blast his oats into the fastest oats on the planet.
Others say it was a failed experiment in instant pudding. No matter the origin, the result is your gain: quick-ready oats with real nutrition, here to fuel your day in five minutes or less.
Available online and at your nearest oat-honoring retailer. Make sure to order a bag or two of Uncle Crumbles Quick Oats and let breakfast commence.
Oat on, you magnificent time-saver.
