The UNCLE CRUMBLES gazette
Hello fellow snack-a-teers! Here is where you will find the latest news on Uncle Crumbles and his adventures. Maybe even a scrumptious recipe or two featuring his fantablous creations.
Kid-Approved Granola Snacks in Under 5 Minutes
Between spilled juice, missing socks, and the eternal search for “the good lunchbox,” we know moms don’t need complicated. These 5 no-fuss granola snacks are...
Savory Oatmeal Is Not a Joke: How to Break Breakfast and Still Win
Crumbleheads, we need to talk. Oatmeal is not boring. It is bored. Neglected. Over-sweetened. Understimulated. And above all, tragically under-salted. Let us correct that. The...
Uncle Crumbles: The All-Natural, No-Food-Dye, Granola Guy
Good news, granola fans. The FDA has officially announced that Red Dye No. 3 will no longer be allowed in foods or ingested drugs starting...
Lower in Sugar, Higher in Glory | Uncle Crumbles Granola
A personal note from the desk of Uncle Crumbles himself: “When I was but a sprightly lad in corduroy knickerbockers, I once attempted to craft...
Savory Cinna-Maple Splendor | Sweet Potato Recipe
Dearest crumble-curious culinarians, In a world overrun by sweetness, there are few braver acts like baking a dish that dares to straddle the sweet and...
The Dark Chocolate Con-Cake-Tion | Granola Recipe
(“Observe, dear gourmand, the pinnacle of post-supper engineering: a granola-based marvel that defies reason, gravity, and all earthly restraint. Layered by granologist lab-certified tweezers, scrutinized...
Uncle Crumbles Rolled Oats: A Most Humble Hero
Straight from Uncle Crumbles' granolaboratory (adjacent to the Room of Enigmas and slightly west of the Raisin Storehouse) comes his simplest—yet most profoundly versatile—creation to...
Uncle Crumbles Quick Oats: Swift. Steamy. Legendary.
There are moments in history when great minds converge to alter the course of breakfast. The year? 1903 (or thereabouts). The place? A steam-filled level...
Uncle Crumbles and the Gluten-Free Breakfast Uprising
Deep beneath the earth, amid the whirring gears of the Granolamatic 9000, Uncle Crumbles stirs. He dreams not of gold or glory, but of breakfast—beautiful,...